Monday, May 2, 2011

osama dead..hot news

DEAD AS A FUCKING DUCK! By the way, why would you call intel operatives to the White House, and call an "Emergency Address" by the President to announce Bin Laden is dead? That's not an Emergency, that's a Party. I'm on the phone with Midnight Rider, and he comments, well Pastorius, we don't know how the Muslim world is going to react to this. BRING IT ON! KILLED A WEEK AGO, BY A US BOMB. DNA RESULTS ARE POSITIVE. DEAD, DEAD AS THE FUCKING WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST. A FUCKING HOUSE FELL ON THE MOTHERFUCKER. IF THIS HAPPENED IN PAKISTAN, THIS COULD STIR UP THE MOTHER OF ALL SHITSTORMS. ON FOX THEY ARE REPORTING THIS AS A GAME CHANGER IN THE IRAQ AND AFGHANI WARS. NOT LIKELY, SAYS IBA. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. GERALDO RIVERA IS BREATHLESS AS A HOMO AT A FASHION SHOW. I SWEAR TO GOD, HE AND CHRIS MATTHEWS WILL BE GETTING IN A CATFIGHT - FIGHTING OVER OBAMA BEFORE THE EVENING IS THROUGH, SCRATCHING EACH OTHER'S EYES OUT AND PULLING EACH OTHERS HAIR. BIDEN SPILLED THE BEANS TO CONGRESS. I WONDER IF HE CALLED HIM "OBAMA BIN LADEN"? THIS EXPLAINS OBAMA'S TRIUMPHALIST GIDDINESS THE PAST WEEK. midnight rider taking over here. That wussy Pastorius got all choked up ("it's fucking beautiful man") tears streaming couldn't speak on the phone had to step out. WAS KILLED LIVING IN A MANSION IN ISLAMABAD reports FOX via CNN via AP Familial DNA was used for confirmation PENTAGON CONFIRMING KILLED IN PAKISTAN WHATEVER IDIOT WOMAN WAS ON FOX SAYING THIS IS A GAME CHANGER AMD THE TALIBAN MAY NOW WANT TO NEGOTIATE NEEDS TO UP HER MEDS. THE FUCKING JIHADIS ARE GOING TO GO NUTZ OVER THIS. OK, MORE NUTZ THAN THEY ARE. THERE ARE ALSO NOW REPORTS HE WAS SHOT, NOT BY A BOMB. IF HE WAS SHOT ESPECIALLY BY US FORCES YOU CAN MAGNIFY THAT SHITSTORM PASTO TALKED ABOUT EXPONENTIALLY. THIS IS UNCONFIRMED. REMEMBER, FOLKS, THIS IS A RECKONING WITH BIN LADEN. NOT WITH ISLAM. THE JIHAD GOES ON, THE WAR GOES ON. MANY MORE WILL DIE BIN LADEN'S DEATH ENDS NOTHING. CROWDS OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE ARE CHANTING "USA! USA!' AUTHORITIES AROUND THE WORLD ARE BEING URGED TO TAKE SECURITY PRECAUTIONS. AFRAID IT MAY INCITE VIOLENCE ESPECIALLY AGAINST AMERICANS OVERSEAS (NO SHIT SHERLOCK. YA THINK THEY'D BE HANDING OUT CANDY FOR THIS???) SENIOR PAKISTANI OFFICIALS ARE NOW CONFIRMING HE WAS KILLED IN PAKISTAN. PENTAGON OFFICIAL CONFIRMS HE WAS KILLED IN A GROUND OPERATION IN PAKISTAN BY US. HOO BOY. OBAMA NOW 65 MINUTES LATE ON STATEMENT. MUST STILL BE AT THE 19TH HOLE. OBAMA: US CONDUCTED THE OPERATION SAYS HE DIRECTED PANETTA TO MAKE KILLING OR CAPTURING BIN LADEN TOP PRIORITY WHEN HE TOOK OFFICE SAID THEY GOT A LEAD IN AUGUST HAD ENOUGH INTEL TO FINALLY AUTHORIZE OP LAST WEEK TOOK HIM OUT TODAY! U.S. FORCES KILLED HIM IN A FIREFIGHT. IN ABBOTTABAD NORTHWEST FRONTIER. (DESCRIBED AS A MILITARY TOWN. SO IF HE'S BEEN THERE HOW WAS THE ISI NOT AWARE OF IT AND WHY WEREN'T THEY TELLING US LIKE THEY HAVE LONG PROMISED?!?!?) SAYS U.S IS NOT AND NEVER WILL BE AT WAR WITH ISLAM (GRRRR) HOLY SHIT! HE SAID ONE NATION UNDER GOD! BRING IT! AND YOUR LIVES WILL BE NASTY, BRUTISH AND SHORT. AOW here: some 2500 people are cheering outside the White House.